I get it.
I'll make this easy for the both of us, then. Here are the top ten most-read posts here at Unremarkable Files.
This way you can decide.
And every Friday, I post 7 quick takes about the week, which are hilarious without fail, if I do say so myself. Here's what they look like:
7 Quick Takes about Disrupting a Seasonal Friendship, a New Psychiatric Diagnosis, and Not Taking Any Chances in the Restroom
7 Quick Takes about a Not-So-Elaborate Announcement, How to Be a Hillbilly, and the Real Reason I'm Always Late
7 Quick Takes about Playing Guessing Games with a Preschooler, the Most Inspirational Cafeteria Ever, and How to Get into the NBA
7 Quick Takes about Investment Opportunities, Adventures in Speech Therapy, and Mannequins who Refuse to Accept the Truth
7 Quick Takes about ow to Get Ahead When You're Really Disorganized, A Meal I'll Never Forget, and Why I Have Tendonitis Now
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