Monday, October 22, 2018

6 Fall Knits That Look Great With Your Kid's Snot on the Shoulder

There's a chill in the air and the grocery store just completed construction on the new pumpkin spice wing, and that means that autumn is here!

This season, the number one question on every mom's mind is: what fall knits will go with my kid's snot on my shoulder?

Basic Cabled Sweater


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Time for a day of memories and mucus at the pumpkin patch in this cozy cold-weather staple! Textured cables and a comfortable boyfriend fit camouflage snot and phlegm so well, no one will know you're basically a walking Puffs facial tissue as far as your kids are concerned.

Ribbed Pullover


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If you're searching for a sweater that wears well with your child's bodily secretions, grab a slouchy pullover in jewel tones. Coordinate the look with a statement bracelet and the appearance of trying to get some work done, and your kids will won't be able to stop themselves from treating your sleeve like their own personal handkerchief!

Playful Cowl Neck


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When all of Facebook turns into one tropical vacation slideshow, stuff your existential despair into a delicate feminine knit and head to an indoor botanical garden! Copious amounts of bodily fluids around your collarbone from lifting the kids out of their carseats add dimension to your monochrome outfit as you alternately question your life choices and browse Zillow listings in Orlando on your phone.

Fitted Mock Turtleneck


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Paired with an on-trend pair of mid-rise pinstripe trousers, the classic mock turtleneck gets a modern update perfect for a day at the office. With your child's snot on the shoulder of this self-assured ensemble, you'll be sure to hear comments like "I admire how you handled that high-stakes negotiation" and "Um, I think you've got something on your..."

Layered Knits


You've got to see this mom style guide to autumn with 6 cozy knits your kid can wipe his nose all over!  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

When your child's runny nose is headed toward you at Mach 5, you'd better be wearing this punchy combo of layered knits. Trendy and inspired, it features all the comfort of your favorite fall outfit and the moisture absorption you need when a toddler is coming at you like Slimer from the Ghostbusters franchise.

Soft Cardigan


You've got to see this mom style guide to autumn with 6 cozy knits your kid can wipe his nose all over!  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

This flowy, thigh-length open front cardi does it all: keeps you warm, goes with everything, and is perfect for the rare kid-free errand or girl's night out. You won't even notice until you come home that you've had a child's mucus smeared across your chest the entire time!

Looking for a cool-weather outfit that pairs well with your child's snot on the shoulder? These 6 unforgettable fall knits take all the guesswork out of accessorizing. Just looking at bold autumn trends like these are guaranteed to get your kid's nose running.

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