Monday, October 16, 2017

Google Auto-Fills for Life's Most Pressing Parenting Questions

I love being able to turn to Google when I have a sudden need to know how old Tom Cruise actually is or what hot dogs are made of, and most importantly, let's not forget it has the answers to every parenting question you could ever think to ask.

And Google's auto-fill feature? It's the best.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search... but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.


Life after baby might not be exactly what you expected.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Parenthood requires a very specific skill set.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Just give me the top ten, please.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Things are slightly different after having children.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

There's nothing worse than a baby who's teething.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Parents spend a lot of time cleaning up messes.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Kids are mysterious little creatures.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

But not as much as babies.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Once you realize you can get away with the bare minimum, the second half of your life begins.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

It's helpful to know the reason.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Just give me a ballpark average.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

It might be easier to figure out if they talked better.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Factual things parents need to know.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Making it easier for the kids when you commit yourself.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}


All the things that go through your head when you have a 2-year-old.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Parents are always thinking about their kids.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Seriously, I'm concerned about the noise level in this house.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

Packing school lunches gets old really fast.

You probably won't see these auto-fills on your next actual parenting search, but it would be a lot more accurate if you did.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}


Parents, how much more could you love a search engine that delivers answers to your questions and also predicts what those questions are before you even finish typing? These may not be real Google  auto-fills, but they certainly are realistic.

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5 comments:

  1. These crack me up :D Especially any and all about demonic possession and the Calliou one. The answer is 5 minutes.

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  2. I've been recently wondering why do kids like hot dogs and eat insane amount of them but then eat about two bites of any normal meals. Is there like a hot dog stomach that is a different size than the regular stomach?

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    1. Yes there is. Didn't Angel learn about the hot dog stomach at school??

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