I don't even know what to say here, guys, but the impossible has happened.
I've joined Twitter.
If you've just recently stumbled upon this blog, you may not know why this is a remarkable event. But if you've known me for a long time, especially pre-blog, you're probably wiping up the drink that you just snorted out your nose. (You also may have had a similar reaction when I got on Facebook.)
I'm more resistant to adapting to new technology than your average 90-year-old man with glaucoma and a colostomy bag.
I used to laughingly call myself a technophobe; I guess now I have to say I'm a recovering technophobe.
So follow @thatevanslady for more Unremarkable Files hilarity. For the first couple of weeks while I'm still learning the ropes, you might feel a little like gawker traffic on the highway passing a car accident — but it'll get better. I'm confident I'll become fluent at tweeting soon.