- Gross, when's the last time we even had raisins?
- Doesn't anybody ever clean around here?
- Exactly what decision-making process led up to him putting that in his mouth?
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Should I Eat This? (A Flow Chart for Toddlers, by Toddlers)
Sometimes I catch my child about to eat a disgusting dust-and-hair-covered raisin he found in the living room carpet, and three things go through my mind:
I hope that clears things up for us previously clueless parents. And if you don't yet have children but are planning to, please save this for future reference. You're going to need it.
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8 comments:
Love it!
I might add, "did my mother put extra effort into preparing it?" Then don't eat it.
Oh my gosh this is fantastic! Not just for toddlers either I might say :)
Oh yes, it works with babies too!
Is it a meal? - snort! Oh yes.
Thanks for sharing on #FridayFrivolity
I read this a while back Jenny (I read all your posts :-) ) and it made me chuckle! The funniest one has to be 'is it a meal? DON'T EAT IT!! - so true! Thanks for linking up to #thetruthabout!
Brilliant!
For Cygnet the question is "has mummy put the ipad on?" - yes - open mouth so mummy can spoon food in. no - have a tantrum until she does put the ipad on, unless of course it is chocolate in which case Cygnet (aged 2.5) will make an exception.
Pen x #TheTruthAbout
Hahahaha! I'm constantly pulling things out of my toddler's mouth. Just the other day it was dirt. Yes, straight up dirt. Thanks so much for a good laugh and for sharing at the #happynowlinkup!
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