Tuesday, July 7, 2026

The Educational Summer Vacation: Studying Sri Lanka

Last year, my kids said they didn't want to do the educational summer vacation. Like many things about my kids getting older and becoming people with their own opinions and interests, I didn't like it. But we did other things and had a great summer. 

So I was really surprised when, a few days before the end of school, my 12-year-old asked, "Can we do countries this summer?" The first country he chose was Sri Lanka, so let's get started!

(I've included links to the books, videos, and resources we used this week and you're welcome to use them all. Some of the links are my affiliate link, which means I get a small percentage if you buy something using those links. Thank you!)

Monday

Sri Lanka is a teardrop-shaped island off the coast of India. Sometimes it's called the "Pearl of the Indian Ocean." It's had many official names over the years, including Serendip and Ceylan. Sri Lanka has been the official name since 1972. 


The kids didn't want to fill out passport pages this year like we have in the past, but here is a link to those pages if you want to download them and use for your kids. (I used to hole punch the corners and just add more pages from year to year, when my kids were into that kind of thing.)

We found it on the giant wall map we hang up in the summer and watched this video introducing us to Sri Lanka. The narrator was either AI or had a neurological disorder, but the kids persevered. Then we looked up the flag of Sri Lanka and drew one for the wall. 

The flag has different dimensions than a standard sheet of printer paper, so the kids cut a strip off the bottom before coloring it.

Lions aren't native to Sri Lanka, but the symbol and the name is everywhere. It goes back to a legend that Sri Lanka was founded by the son of a princess and a lion. My kids are old enough to interrupt me with "it's not a legend, it's a myth, a princess can't have kids with a lion." Sigh.

I also gave the kids three books to read throughout the week, all set in Serendib (historical Sri Lanka) and recommended for ages 8-12:
Ordinarily, I attempt to cook at least something from the country we're visiting. I used to make it from scratch, but I'm not that person anymore. I'm the person who sees a box of this at Trader Joe's and checks "make Sri Lankan dish" off my list:


It wasn't very good, but it was a microwave meal so we weren't expecting a lot. Maybe next country I'll make more of an effort.

Tuesday

Sri Lanka's official language, Sinhala, is spoken by about 75% of people. 'Sinha' means lion, so Sinhala means 'lion-like.' 

It's a very pretty written text, all circles and curves:

Supposedly this is a poem, but it could be Sri Lankan lorem ipsum and I wouldn't know the difference.

The reason that Sinhala is so curvy is that anciently it was written on palm leaves, and the rounded lines were less likely to rip the leaves than sharp angles. People would take the leaves, dry them, and bind them into a sort of book that you could flip through like a Rolodex (if you know what that is, happy 50th birthday, don't forget your multivitamin.) Here's what the palm leaf texts looked like:


This looked pretty easy to replicate, so the kids cut up a paper grocery bag into strips, hole punched through the middle, and bound them with string. With their books assembled, we used the pages to practice writing the Sinhala alphabet.

This writing video was slow and easy to follow, and it was narrated in Sinhala so the kids could could hear it while they wrote. We just followed the video until they got bored.



If your kids are still interested and would like to look into the language spoken by the other 25% of Sri Lanka, they can use this video to practice their Tamil alphabet as well. But mine were kind of done for the day.

But before we ended, I had them look up how to say "thank you" in Sinhala, and we tried to use it at dinnertime. 

Wednesday

Sri Lanka is famous for its "great elephant gathering." It's the largest congregation of elephants in one place in the world, which happens as they all kind of crowd together as other water sources dry up during the dry season.

We watched this video to learn about elephants:


Then we did a couple of activities to help them understand more about elephants.

Elephants' wrinkled skin actually keeps them cool. It's sort of like a sponge that holds water in the cracks, which is why elephants are obsessed with finding mudholes or watering spots. 

To demonstrate that, we poured water over a sponge and a rock, wrung out the sponge, and put them both out in the sun to see which one held onto water for the longest. 

The sponge won.


Then we did a silly activity I called the "trunk dexterity challenge." Elephant trunks have 40,000 muscles in their trunks, and they use them for everything from putting food and water in their mouths to communicating with each other to snorkeling while they're swimming. 

Challenge #1 was racing to pick up and put ten objects in a basket while wearing an oven mitt with the fingers and thumb in the same hole. (African elephants have two finger-like projections at the end of their trunk to help with fine motor movements, but Asian elephants like those in Sri Lanka only have one.)

They each were told to grab "10 random objects smaller than a basketball" and nothing else, so some were harder to pick up and move than others.

Challenge #2 was racing to fill up a cup using a straw and suction power, showing how elephants drink. Elephants don't actually swallow the water in their trunks, they suction in up and shoot it into their mouths. Or all over their back and body if they're hot. Which is why we did this challenge outside.


Afterward, I thanked my 14-year-old for consenting to participate in these challenges with minimal eye-rolling. "I realize this would've been more fun for you five or ten years ago, but thanks for doing it for your younger brothers. They had fun." She shrugged nonchalantly and answered, "I won, though."

Thursday

One of Sri Lanka's major exports is cinnamon, so we first watched this video about how cinnamon is harvested:


We then asked the 14-year-old to look up cinnamon facts online, and I learned that the stuff I buy at the grocery store isn't real cinnamon, but a close cousin called cassia which is toxic in large amounts so that's great. 

Using our toxic cassia cinnamon, we tasted applesauce with and without adding cinnamon. If you wanted to do a taste test with a blindfold and have them guess which is which, that would work, too.


Tea is also a huge crop in Sri Lanka. As members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, we don't drink tea from the tea plant, but herbal tea is okay so I bought some cinnamon-flavored rooibos on Amazon and let the kids try some. 

The delivery guy drove over here sitting on the box, I think.

At first, I just made one mug of tea so we could all try a sip, but I told the kids they could use another teabag to make their own mug if they really liked it.

They did not.

The last thing we studied today was Sigiriya, which tanslates to "Lion Rock." It's a 5th century fortress built on a 600-high foot rock, and like the pyramids it's kind of a mystery just how they did it.


Friday

A few last pieces of culture to cover today! We watched this traditional Kandyan dance (Kandy is a city in Sri Lanka):


The national sport of Sri Lanka is volleyball, but the most popular sport is cricket. My 12-year-old surprised me by saying that he knew how to play cricket (apparently he plays with some friends at school during free time in gym??) but none of the rest of us did, so we watched this instructional video and then went out in the yard to give it a try.


We did the best we could, using a wiffle ball and bat, with two auto ramps from the garage to be our wickets. We probably didn't even play right, but we had fun and by the end everyone was saying "batsman" and "bowler" instead of "batter" and "pitcher" so I think it served its purpose.


Oh, and Sri Lanka's cricket team is called — what else? — the Lions.

I wish we'd had just a little more time and energy to dig deeper into Sri Lanka, because there is so much there. But I'm trying to embrace my limitations and just enjoy this summer that I have to learn about countries with my kids. I don't know how many more years they'll still want to do this with me! 

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Friday, July 3, 2026

7 Quick Takes about Cinematic French Bread, Wheelbarrows Full of Mulch, and Sock Crises

It's 7 Quick Takes Friday! How was your week? 

1

The kids have been obsessed lately with getting baguettes from the grocery store. Maybe because Phillip and I hardly every buy true treats like cookies or ice cream, the kids have taken to straight-out begging for bread like orphans in a Charles Dickens novel. But anyway, they're good kids and baguettes aren't the worst thing, so we get one almost every week.

I think it's funny because in movies, there's always the token "baguette sticking out of the grocery bag" when a character comes home from the store, but. But no one's grocery bags really look like that!

Well, ours do.


2


A few months ago we had a tree cut down in our yard, and our arborist took his sweet time (and several follow-up emails) to schedule the stump removal. 

I still didn't have a firm date, only a vague "I'll schedule that ASAP," but when a guy in a neon shirt came down the driveway with a remote controlled stump grinder following him, and I knew today was the day. 

"Hey, come here and look at this guy walking his weird dog!" I yelled to the kids, and then we watched him work for a while from the window. It was pretty interesting, seeing him do all the work from a distance, controlling the stump grinder with a remote control.

I guess you really can play video games for a living.

We've never had a stump ground before, so I had no idea it was going to leave so much mulch behind. There was a gigantic pile of at least two cubic yards. Maybe three. 

3


I was going to spread the mulch in our garden beds the next day, but we decided to go to the amusement park instead, and then we got a heat wave, so there will definitely be a huge dead spot in the grass now. Oh, well.

The amusement park was super-fun, and I've got no regrets. My favorite ride: imagine the Disney teacups, but the teacups are on a small roller-coaster track, so you can sit opposite your 10-year-old and watch him the whole time making the most terrified faces you've ever seen in your life. 

In the restrooms, I saw an ad for having your corporate events at the park. Nothing unusual, but perhaps it was a poor placement choice to put it on the inside of the stall doors.

Just what women hope will be staring at them in the privacy of their own bathroom stall.

Honestly, if these two guys were watching me in the bathroom, I can't tell which expression would be worse. Checkers kind of offends me (like, come on, I'm not that bad), and Stripes makes me uncomfortable.

4


The next day, I got a text from one of the youth leaders at church. 

"Our weeknight activity is going to be a service scavenger hunt. Do you have something for a group of 4-5 teenagers to come over and do for 15 minutes?"

Looking at the mountain of mulch in the yard, I typed back "YES."

They came that evening, worked hard and made a big dent in the pile, and frankly motivated me to get to work on it myself. 

They also left behind this message in my driveway:

I think this was another "service" item that they checked off their list, but I appreciated it anyway.

5



The 18-year-old got a two-year pin from the grocery store he works at. He said he was confused when the manager handed it to him, thinking, "Two years? I haven't been here for two years."

"I guess time flies when you're having fun," I suggested.

He laughed and said, "No, time flies when all the responsible adults go home at 5!" (It does sound like he has way too much fun closing up the store at night with his friends.)

"Wait!" I said, "You're an adult."

"I said 'responsible' adult."

A few minutes later he left to feed a cat that's he's pet-sitting, but but first he spent 30 minutes looking for their house key that he'd lost, so he wasn't kidding.

6


This video popped up and hit on my worst insecurities as a mom, making me worry that I haven't raised my kids right:


I want my kids to be the leaders, the kids who don't let anyone sit alone, the kids who notice others and invite them into their circle. But I'm not sure how to encourage that, since my kids are introverts. Expecting them them to walk up to someone sitting alone and strike up a conversation is like expecting them to grow wings and fly over the rainbow. So how can I encourage them to notice and act?

I was wrestling with that question in my mind, when my 12-year-old came in and saw me staring contemplatively off into space.

"Are you thinking about your life choices?" he asked.

"Actually, I'm thinking about yours," I told him.

Furrowing his brow, he said, "I haven't made very many." 

7


I bought new socks for Phillip and didn't notice until he started wearing them that there's a tiny 'L' and 'R' on each foot.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??

Right and left socks are completely identical, there's no point or benefit in labeling them! The only thing it accomplishes is driving me crazy if two lefts and two rights get together after going through the laundry, and that is a stressor I do not need in my life.

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Friday, June 26, 2026

7 Quick Takes about Making Martial Arts More Fabulous, Cleaning Out My Own Car for Father's Day, and Making Rude Noises at the Science Museum

It's 7 Quick Takes Friday! How was your week? 

1


You know you're a girl mom when you find that someone in the house has bedazzled the handle of a sai, just because.

Raphael would have looked fabulous with a set of these.

2


It's our first full week of summer vacation, and the 14-year-old forgot (or maybe she "forgot," I don't know) to mark down her availability at work, so they gave her 0 hours and that's way too much downtime. 

I guess that explains the rhinestone sai.

Anyway, she's been working for me this week. She helped me defrost and organize the chest freezer in the basement, which she said "smelled like earwax" and she did not enjoy it, but she was very helpful.

3


Phillip and I had our 23rd anniversary on Saturday. We went out for mediocre Mediterranean food, ran an errand at the UPS store, went shopping for some new work clothes for him, and came home to plan some open-ended plans for this summer.

As we were sitting at the table going over the calendar, our 18-year-old's girlfriend came over.

"Don't tell her it's our anniversary," Phillip said, watching her pull into the driveway. "She shouldn't know this is what's in store for her 23 years into marriage."

I agreed.

4


For Father's Day on Sunday, we cleaned out Phillip's car and detailed it inside and out the best we could, as we do every year.

This year, I was so excited to use my new extractor attachment for the Shop-Vac to clean the upholstery. (It's even more satisfying than one of those timelapse videos where they pressure wash a driveway.)

The thing is, I've been driving his car around because the van has been unreliable lately, so it was kind of like a gift to myself. 

We also got Phillip a new wallet, so at least he has something until the van issue gets fixed.

5


On Father's Day in church, they honored all the men with a special brunch in the gym during Sunday School. I'm in the presidency of the children's organization which means I was technically responsible for arranging substitutes for our Sunday School class with male teachers, but unfortunately I only remembered that 10 minutes beforehand, so I subbed myself and taught an extremely impromptu lesson on David and Goliath.

It didn't turn out half-bad, actually, especially since someone in the other congregation that meets in our building had made this life-sized cutout of Goliath and left it on the classroom wall as a visual aid. 

So extra but I'm glad it was there.

We talked about what challenges we face in life, wrote down how God can help us with hard things, and then balled up our papers and threw them at Goliath. The kids had a great time and it went pretty well, considering.

6


My 10- and 12-year-old are almost too old for the children's science museum, but they had a free day so we went anyway. Some exhibits were not interesting for them anymore, but they actually had a great time.

They enjoyed burping at each other via the two large parabolic whisper dishes. 


I appreciated this very simple peg board with colored rubber bands. It was so simple yet it could occupy kids for a long time. (Maybe they were just tired from all the burping, though.)


We also spent a lot of time at a magnetic make-your-own marble run wall, and actually had to leave before seeing the whole museum so maybe we'll be back one more time before they completely outgrow it.

7


We took a year off, or maybe even two, but this time we're back doing the educational summer vacation! I'm both excited because it's fun and dreading it because it's a lot of work.

I had the 10- and 12-year-old each choose three countries, and we'll spend a week of our summer vacation learning about each of them.

The 12-year-old chose Sri Lanka, Malaysia, and an island country called Vanuatu that none of us have ever heard of.

The 10-year-old decided to be funny and choose countries with 'Republic' in the name so we're also doing the Czech Republic, Dominican Republic and Democratic Republic of the Congo.

(While researching this week, I found that Vanuatu is officially the Republic of Vanuatu, wait until he finds that out.)

I plan to post updates after we finish each country, hopefully in a more or less timely fashion. If you homeschool or are looking for some fun activities to do with your kids this summer (we try to make it as hands-on as possible with crafts and games), or just enjoy our kids' ability to say something ridiculous no matter what we're doing, I'd love for you to read along!

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Friday, June 19, 2026

7 Quick Takes about Insane S'more Cookies, Cornerstones of Western Literature Made Kid-Friendly, and Cleaning Incentives

It's 7 Quick Takes Friday! How was your week? 

1


The 14-year-old continues to be our resident dessert-maker. Look at these ridiculous S'more cookies she came up with.

Each one of these is a million calories.

Chocolate chip cookies topped with half a marshmallow, drizzled with melted Hershey's chocolate bars, and dusted with crumbled graham crackers. I forgot to ask what her inspiration was, I was too busy stuffing my face. I'm pretty sure she made up this recipe, which means she's following in her dad's footsteps.

2


I usually pick my 6th grader up from school, but sometimes when they have an early release day I'll have him ride the bus home. The last day of school was an early release, so when I dropped him off he asked "Are you just going to pick me up like normal?"

"Well, I was going to pick you up in an inflatable dinosaur costume," I said. "But I guess I can do it normally."

He did not appreciate the joke.

3


Is everyone excited for Father's Day? I had to laugh at this promotional email from J.C. Penney:


This better not be a Father's Day fart joke, I hate those.

The full subject line was "Father's Day is gonna smell good," and it was about a sale on cologne.

I also saw this funny promotion at the hardware store when I went to go get a paint sample for our living room:


It's like Supermarket Sweep from the 90s, but for men.

4


The 12-year-old has always been on the small side, so most of his life I've been sneaking butter into his food, counting calories, and pushing snacks at every opportunity like a corner drug dealer. How intense I am about this usually depends on how his last pediatrician's visit went, and 2 months ago his growth curve looked bad for the second year in a row  so I hitched up my big girl pants and got ready for another season of boot camp.

I can't overstate how exhausting it is to constantly be plotting how to get calories into someone who can't really be bothered to eat. It's like those hazy days of feeding a newborn on loop every 2-3 hours, except this time you also have to convince the newborn it's time instead of them reminding you. Now that my son is older, he can at least understand the importance of taking in enough calories to live, so it's a little easier. But not much.

Recently I've been using AI to invent energy-dense recipes, and I'm thrilled that yesterday I found not one, but two recipes that he rated "five stars" and requested the next day.

I'll share one that we named "Mango Tango." Just combine in a blender and you've got a 400-calorie drink on your hands:
  • 5 oz whole milk
  • ¼ cup frozen mango chunks
  • ¼ cup coconut cream
  • 2 Tbsp vanilla Greek yogurt
The good news is, he has gained three pounds in the last two months! So I'm encouraged as well as exhausted. 

5


Here are some things I love as an English major:

These illustrated adaptations of Homer's The Iliad and The Odyssey that were given to my 10-year-old:


Everything is a graphic novel now, and that sometimes drives me crazy. Like, do kids really not have the attention span to read books anymore? But if I'm "being so for real right now" — to borrow a phrase from my 14-year-old — this is an undeniably brilliant way to hook an elementary schooler on 2,700 year old Greek epics. If a comic book is what it takes, then so be it.

I also love this article on the em dash and how AI has changed how we see it. Here's my favorite quote:
"If the comma, the semicolon and the period each approximate the breaths a politician takes while delivering an eloquent speech, the em dash represents a mind wandering off course. It’s the people’s punctuation mark. That is, it used to be. These days, I’m more likely to encounter an em dash in someone’s ChatGPT-produced LinkedIn post than in literature. There’s an overeager jauntiness to its latest incarnation, as if it’s trying to sell you something: The em dash isn’t just functional — it’s profound. All this has inspired a debate: Is the em dash still a worthy punctuation mark, or has chatbot output devalued it?"
I hope you're able to read the full article, but sometimes a paywall locks it and sometimes it doesn't. I have better luck on my computer than on my phone.

6


In other English major news, I discovered that I've been pronouncing the word "automaton" wrong my entire life. Look it up, some of you may be devastated, too. 

This information came to me from my 10-year-old, by the way.

7


Now that school is out and everyone is home 24/7, I'm anticipating the place being a total disaster. We had a family meeting yesterday about how to keep it clean, and we identified two main things we could do.

First, everyone is going to do 10 minutes daily of cleaning chores (we track these using the Tody app.) This isn't tidying, this is actively dusting, sweeping, mopping, or wiping something. I briefly debated implementing some system of rewards or punishments, but in the end I just asked them to be decent humans who spend a measly 10 minutes a day taking care of the place in which they live. We'll see how long the honor system lasts before I have to start yelling.

Second, the kids are going to pick up after themselves, and to make sure they do I'm throwing everything in a big storage bin at the end of the day that's still sitting out. They can only get their stuff out at dinnertime the next day, so maybe it will make them think twice about leaving out the book they're reading or their beloved earbuds when they're done with them.

Any other tips for living with a bunch of people who care about a clean house way less than you do?

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Friday, June 12, 2026

7 Quick Takes about Getting Your Diploma from the Lost and Found, Using Patriotism to Sell Hot Dogs, and Food Processor Troubleshooting

It's 7 Quick Takes Friday! How was your week? 

1


Our 18-year-old son graduated from high school! The graduation was held outside on the football field and it was a beautiful day. The speeches seemed particularly boring this year, but Phillip said they were just like always, so maybe my tolerance is just going down.

And afterward, my son received this email from the principal:


Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD.

2


Now that he's done with school, we're hoping that the 18-year-old can get more hours at work. Actually, that's a lie. I'm hoping he can get more hours at work; he's hoping to spend more time with his girlfriend. Right now work isn't cooperating, but he's at least making good use of his time learning about cars.

Apparently the guy we bought his car from this winter had replaced the back wheels with custom rims, which we found out about this week when the tire place refused to work on the car until all four wheels were the same. So this week our son learned all about how to source wheels from a junkyard to match the front ones. It was tons of fun.

He's also been helping out with rides for his younger siblings, which has been so helpful with all the end-of-year recitals and programs and banquets and ceremonies throwing a wrench into our routine. 

He even stepped in at the 12-year-old's parent-child soccer game because Phillip was out of commission with a twisted ankle.

3


I was buying socks for my family on Amazon and happened to see this:


"Wow!" I murmured, more to myself than anyone else. "I could buy a hundred pairs of socks for $44."

Immediately, my 14-year-old's voice came from the next room: "Don't." 

4


The 6th graders just wrapped up a massive project where they research a randomly assigned country of the world and present it during a big "country expo" in the gym. My son got Eritrea.

For the country expo, kids get extra credit if they add another element to their presentation like dressing up in traditional folk clothing, or bringing music or food from their assigned country. My son wanted to make injera, a traditional flatbread. In the 14-year-old's words, our attempt at making injera "would make Eritrean grandmas cry," but we tried.



As a side note: my son was initially not very happy about getting assigned Eritrea. Since he'd never heard of it before, he thought there wouldn't be anything cool about it. 

Luckily, my 21-year-old was home at the time, and she's the product of 12 educational summer vacations learning that there is no such thing as a boring country. She immediately started working on him, saying "Hmm, I bet there have been some really old civilizations in Eritrea... and wow, look at this map, I didn't know there were volcanoes! I wonder if any of them are active..." 

By the time she was done, the 12-year-old was glued to the computer and spent the rest of the evening periodically shouting out Eritrea facts. 

5


I have been passing this sign in the processed meats aisle at the grocery store for a few weeks now, and do you know what? It kind of does make me want hot dogs.

Nothing like capitalizing on the 250th anniversary of the nation to sell 16-packs of wieners.

6


I've been making energy balls lately to get more calories into my weight-challenged 12-year-old, and one day I pulled out the food processor and it wouldn't turn on. After checking the outlet and all the physical connections between the motor and the bowl, it looked to me like the motor had burned out.

I was about to contact the manufacturer because the food processor is only 3 months old, but first I wanted to get a second opinion to make sure I wasn't missing some obvious reason it wasn't working.

Pulling Phillip over to the kitchen, I asked "Is this broken, or am I just dumb?"

"Those are two different questions," he answered.

And not mutually exclusive ones, either.


7


My biggest cackle of the week was definitely this video. If you are a woman over 40, I think it'll be yours, too.


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Friday, June 5, 2026

7 Quick Takes about the Price You Pay for New Carpet, an Archeological Dig but with Towels, and Something about Hearing Aids

It's 7 Quick Takes Friday! How was your week? 

1


Some big news around here is that the kids' rooms got new carpet installed! It was at least 5 years overdue, especially in the boys' room. 

The 12-year-old's comment when he went up to check out the new carpet was: "Wow, it's so nice! And it's not gross!"

That was a shining endorsement, and also the reason they're not allowed to eat up there anymore.

The whole thing was a pretty smooth process, not counting the way that they threw the old carpet and carpet pad out of the second-story windows and completely smashed our flowers.

Still worth it, in my opinion.

— 2


The newest battle in motherhood that I'm having is towels. Whenever I go into the kids' bathroom (which is as infrequently as possible, to be honest), the towel rack looks like it's about to break free from the wall.

Every time the kids use a new towel they just hang it up over the old one, and when they run out of bath towels they just move on to the beach towels. They've all done their own laundry since the age of 8, but somehow I failed to stress that the towels they get dirty with their bodies are also laundry, and therefore their responsibility.

No idea if this will work, but I labeled each hook with the kids' names and explained that on penalty of death only one towel is allowed on their hook, and if they're about to hang a second one on it then the first one needs to go in their laundry.

3

I've been strength training for over a year now, and wow has it made a difference. In two ways.

First of all, it changed my form pretty dramatically in every day life. I don't think I could bend over and pick something up with a curved back now if I tried. My brain just wouldn't let me do it.

Second of all, I don't get yelled at during my yearly physicals anymore to put on some weight. I've gained almost 10 pounds of muscle and parts of me are toned that I didn't even know were muscles. I used to watch The Emperor's New Groove and think I was going to end up looking like Yzma; now I watch it and wonder if I'm actually going to be Kronk.


I love Kaleigh Cohen, the strength training YouTuber I've been hooked on since last April. I don't know how people can stand those terrible HIIT workout videos with nothing but beeps to tell you when to switch moves, and the leader creepily does the whole workout in silence with music playing over it. Blech. I need ENTERTAINMENT. And this is definitely one thing that Kaleigh does well. Here's an example from the beginning of one of her videos:


See? I told you she's great.

—4


My stepmom, mom, and brother are here for the 18-year-old's high school graduation. We've been having a great time. The other day we went on a walk through the woods and right at the moment when we stopped to enjoy this view, saw a blue heron skim over the surface of the water.

Heron not pictured, I'm not that fast.

—5


In preparation for his graduation ceremony, my high school senior had a graduation rehearsal this week.

"How did it go?" I asked when he came home.

He shrugged. "You just walk across and if someone holds out their hand, shake it; if they hold out something for you, take it. It's not that deep."

He was relieved when their second practice was cancelled; apparently they'd done a phenomenal job with all the shaking and taking. 

—6


Phillip does the household meal planning but he forgot when he did it this week that we were having 3 extra people staying with us, plus my son's girlfriend came over and joined us for dinner one night, so we had to rework the plan.

I was thinking about stopping at the grocery store on the way home from dropping off my 14-year-old and her friends somewhere, so while I had them in the car I asked, "We have a bunch of people at our house tonight and I'm not sure what to feed them for dinner, what are some good meals for 10 people?"

I was expecting them to give the same three answers that my kids give when I ask these types of questions ("food," "stuff," and "I don't know,") but one of them immediately spouted off about eight different crowd-friendly meal ideas and I was flabbergasted. 

"Those are great ideas," I said, "Do you have a big family? Do you do big dinners a lot?"

"No, I just like to answer questions."

"Well, I appreciate that. It's hard when you ask for opinions and everyone says 'I don't know.' I bet your mom really likes that."

"Umm... I'm not always good at answering my mom's questions."

So it's not just my kids, then.

—7


My mom got hearing aids since the last time she was here, so I was asking her about them. I learned that you actually shouldn't wait to get hearing aids, because if you wait too long then the parts of your brain that process certain frequencies of speech atrophy permanently and getting hearing aids will be less effective.

I shared this with Phillip, and knowing that my hearing is already a little worse than his, he said, "Maybe you should just get hearing aids right now."

I considered it, then gave the only response I could: pretend not to hear him and say "What?"

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