Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like

What's not to love about a good stock photo?

You know, the ones you see in magazines where everyone is smiling (even the babies) and you think, "No way any of these are even remotely close to real."

Well, they're not. They're missing the appropriate captions.


1. Danger, Will Robinson!

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like -- Ever see those perfect baby photos in magazines and wonder what they're missing? Their hilarious captions, of course.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}


2. Living with a tiny dictator isn't always easy.

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like -- Ever see those perfect baby photos in magazines and wonder what they're missing? Their hilarious captions, of course.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}


3. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like -- Ever see those perfect baby photos in magazines and wonder what they're missing? Their hilarious captions, of course.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}


4. Newborn PTSD is real.

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like -- Ever see those perfect baby photos in magazines and wonder what they're missing? Their hilarious captions, of course.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}


5. It's all fun and games until...

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like -- Ever see those perfect baby photos in magazines and wonder what they're missing? Their hilarious captions, of course.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}


6. Two things babies obviously love.

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like -- Ever see those perfect baby photos in magazines and wonder what they're missing? Their hilarious captions, of course.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}


7. Get ready for diaper change time. It's a wild ride.

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like -- Ever see those perfect baby photos in magazines and wonder what they're missing? Their hilarious captions, of course.  {posted @ Unremarkable Files}

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26 comments:

  1. Totally on point, as usual ;)
    but.....
    What is that baby even eating?!?!

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    1. Appears to be something radioactive. And pureed.

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  2. I cracked up.

    Seriously, I was barfed on so much when my kids were babies.

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    1. I should enjoy the way I smell now, because in a few months I'll have a newborn and my signature scent will be spit-up and sour milk for a good 6 months...

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    2. Thanks, Colletta! I'm actually looking forward to it. Maybe not so much the sour milk smell, but the baby part will be great.

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  3. I think my favorite is the PTSD, actually laughed out loud at that one!

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  4. Oh my gosh who gives their baby that orangey stuff to eat?? I bet you would only make that mistake once!

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  5. Lol, too funny, as usual Jenny!
    Your funny bone knows its business!

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  6. #5 reminds me of when I was doing kangaroo care (skin-to-skin) with my kidlet in the NICU and he proceeded to puke ALL down my chest and into my bra. Not pleasant.

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    1. And that's as good an introduction to motherhood as any, I think!

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  7. #3 was my fave. Ha ha ha ha! Like any family ever looks like that.

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    1. Oh, mine does. We just spend hours smiling at each other on our clean white bedding. It's fun!

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  8. That last one!! So very true :D #thetruthabout

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  9. #3 made me laugh the hardest! oh gosh, so funny.

    Is it strange that I don't mind colored "diaper contents"? For whatever reason, the normal brown logs from the baby's bottom are much grosser than abnormal colored poop. I guess it just doesn't seem like real poop to me unless it's got the signature color.

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    1. I'm fine with kids' diapers until they turn 2. Then it's the exact same as adult poop and I can't wait for them to get potty-trained!

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  10. I definitely liked number 4 best. The frown is that of someone in their thirties. Love it. Pen x

    #TheTruthAbout

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    1. That furrowed brow gets me every time.

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  11. Made me laugh Jenny! I was reminded of that classic poster from the 80s - muscly topless guy cradling tiny baby - I'm sure you could've come up with a hilarious caption for that one too - far too posed & pretentious for my liking :-) #thetruthabout

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    1. Stock photos are all ridiculous, I love them!

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  12. These are absolutely brilliant I love it. Too funny and some had me chuckling out loud and weird looks over from my hubby at what i was laughing at. So true. Thanks for linking up to Share With me #sharewithme

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  13. How did I miss this post?! So glad it showed up at the bottom of my guest post! So very funny. The big brother one is my favorite.

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  14. These are hilarious! Did you write them yourself?

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