You know, the ones you see in magazines where everyone is smiling (even the babies) and you think, "No way any of these are even remotely close to real."
Well, they're not. They're missing the appropriate captions.
1. Danger, Will Robinson!
2. Living with a tiny dictator isn't always easy.
3. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
4. Newborn PTSD is real.
5. It's all fun and games until...
6. Two things babies obviously love.
7. Get ready for diaper change time. It's a wild ride.
Don't forget to share by clicking the buttons below! Which one was your favorite?
Totally on point, as usual ;)
ReplyDeletebut.....
What is that baby even eating?!?!
Appears to be something radioactive. And pureed.
DeleteI cracked up.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I was barfed on so much when my kids were babies.
I should enjoy the way I smell now, because in a few months I'll have a newborn and my signature scent will be spit-up and sour milk for a good 6 months...
DeleteCongratulations Jenny!
DeleteThanks, Colletta! I'm actually looking forward to it. Maybe not so much the sour milk smell, but the baby part will be great.
DeleteI think my favorite is the PTSD, actually laughed out loud at that one!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh who gives their baby that orangey stuff to eat?? I bet you would only make that mistake once!
ReplyDeleteLol, too funny, as usual Jenny!
ReplyDeleteYour funny bone knows its business!
#5 reminds me of when I was doing kangaroo care (skin-to-skin) with my kidlet in the NICU and he proceeded to puke ALL down my chest and into my bra. Not pleasant.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's as good an introduction to motherhood as any, I think!
DeleteBrilliant.
ReplyDelete#3 was my fave. Ha ha ha ha! Like any family ever looks like that.
ReplyDeleteOh, mine does. We just spend hours smiling at each other on our clean white bedding. It's fun!
DeleteThat last one!! So very true :D #thetruthabout
ReplyDelete#3 made me laugh the hardest! oh gosh, so funny.
ReplyDeleteIs it strange that I don't mind colored "diaper contents"? For whatever reason, the normal brown logs from the baby's bottom are much grosser than abnormal colored poop. I guess it just doesn't seem like real poop to me unless it's got the signature color.
I'm fine with kids' diapers until they turn 2. Then it's the exact same as adult poop and I can't wait for them to get potty-trained!
DeleteI definitely liked number 4 best. The frown is that of someone in their thirties. Love it. Pen x
ReplyDelete#TheTruthAbout
That furrowed brow gets me every time.
DeleteMade me laugh Jenny! I was reminded of that classic poster from the 80s - muscly topless guy cradling tiny baby - I'm sure you could've come up with a hilarious caption for that one too - far too posed & pretentious for my liking :-) #thetruthabout
ReplyDeleteStock photos are all ridiculous, I love them!
DeleteThese are absolutely brilliant I love it. Too funny and some had me chuckling out loud and weird looks over from my hubby at what i was laughing at. So true. Thanks for linking up to Share With me #sharewithme
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss this post?! So glad it showed up at the bottom of my guest post! So very funny. The big brother one is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! Did you write them yourself?
ReplyDeleteSure did! Glad you liked them.
DeleteBehold, I am your tiny dictator
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