tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post1587904480980820053..comments2024-03-17T00:31:57.558-04:00Comments on Unremarkable Files: 20 Things Motherhood Has Forced Me to SayJenny Evanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06320766378823015885noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-33714765506597688272018-05-03T17:54:44.766-04:002018-05-03T17:54:44.766-04:003 yo son, "Stop putting your penis on the air...3 yo son, "Stop putting your penis on the air conditioner"<br />6 yo daughter, "Stop putting your butt in the air, no one wants your butt in their face" Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-70474623400220255182016-08-29T04:15:47.969-04:002016-08-29T04:15:47.969-04:00I was laughing by #3. I was laughing by #3. Purfyllehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04812080008200347466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-69818188312695434342016-08-28T09:17:43.932-04:002016-08-28T09:17:43.932-04:00And the list keeps growing daily doesn't it? A...And the list keeps growing daily doesn't it? And people wonder why mother's wander around talking to themselves when they have the rare occurrence of shopping alone?!Queen Mom Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04947788522821447557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-12819177140976175412016-08-26T13:32:35.053-04:002016-08-26T13:32:35.053-04:00#18 was my favorite. Too funny! Currently I'm ...#18 was my favorite. Too funny! Currently I'm having to tell R not to bite her friends. Not a very funny thing to say but it's necessary!The Lady Okiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00453607710629077945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-85095973754918308502016-08-25T10:00:39.289-04:002016-08-25T10:00:39.289-04:00Stop picking your sisters nose. Stop picking your sisters nose. Lyndsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14712669815134957800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-51380898818533742962016-08-24T15:18:25.746-04:002016-08-24T15:18:25.746-04:00You're brave to do the smell test. A grandma&#...You're brave to do the smell test. A grandma's got to do what a grandma's got to do.Jenny Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06320766378823015885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-33233724705398338362016-08-23T19:17:25.157-04:002016-08-23T19:17:25.157-04:00Just today, PP came around the corner, holding out...Just today, PP came around the corner, holding out her arms, and covered with brown. I said "Why are you covered in poop??" She said "No poop, bwown."<br />I said "Yes, I know it's brown. Come here and let me smell you, to make sure it's not poop." Thankfully, it was only brown marker!!<br />And took almost half a box of wipes to clean her up! She did a PurpleSlobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323141115018411511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-64330370613570905192016-08-23T18:15:59.664-04:002016-08-23T18:15:59.664-04:00My dad works in the E.R. and sees that stuff ALL t...My dad works in the E.R. and sees that stuff ALL the time. Ears, too.Jenny Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06320766378823015885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-16638184960462295882016-08-23T18:15:20.526-04:002016-08-23T18:15:20.526-04:00Hey, I got a portrait of myself drawn on the toile...Hey, I got a portrait of myself drawn on the toilet seat! It was sort of flattering.Jenny Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06320766378823015885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-74968440658119420192016-08-23T18:14:25.732-04:002016-08-23T18:14:25.732-04:00Just wait until Peter is older! You'll be able...Just wait until Peter is older! You'll be able to start a whole blog on the weird things you say to him.Jenny Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06320766378823015885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-87219433824265680412016-08-23T18:13:48.324-04:002016-08-23T18:13:48.324-04:00I've watched my kids clean up a mess and put t...I've watched my kids clean up a mess and put the towel back in the drawer way too many times. Basically, you just try not to think about it and do lots of laundry.Jenny Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06320766378823015885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-76955693646597279652016-08-23T18:13:04.069-04:002016-08-23T18:13:04.069-04:00Thank you! I don't know if I could pull any of...Thank you! I don't know if I could pull any off the top of my head, either, but once I decided to write this post it only took about 3 days of paying attention to what was coming out of my mouth before I said ALL of these...Jenny Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06320766378823015885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-41903999601965589382016-08-23T18:12:14.369-04:002016-08-23T18:12:14.369-04:00Ha! At least they wipe.Ha! At least they wipe.Jenny Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06320766378823015885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-20158291826982032852016-08-23T16:37:41.270-04:002016-08-23T16:37:41.270-04:00Oh, I forgot one: Please don't put things in ...Oh, I forgot one: Please don't put things in your nose holes (Our daughter rolled up tiny pieces of kleenex and put them up her nose one after the other on one occasion, another time was raisins up the nose)Dalynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12728242735897133043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-91504805966527794622016-08-23T16:35:28.999-04:002016-08-23T16:35:28.999-04:00Don't lick the floor!
Um, whose cup did you ju...Don't lick the floor!<br />Um, whose cup did you just drink from? <br />Go apologize to your brother, and be glad that he's making you laugh instead of being mean. <br />Stop jumping over the arm of the couch!<br />Sit on your hands until we get to church.<br />Get your face out of his face.<br />Please poop quietly, everyone in the house doesn't need to hear your moaning (Dalynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12728242735897133043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-40008835736695706922016-08-23T15:26:58.082-04:002016-08-23T15:26:58.082-04:00"Why did you write your name on the toilet?&q..."Why did you write your name on the toilet?" "We don't color our butt-hole with markers"<br />"Why didn't you tell me before we arrived at church that you all are barefoot?" "Why is Tori (2 at the time) naked and eating chips on the top of the fridge?" (that one was fun). <br />Although one of the best was actually said by my son to my husband &Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12804792652604520968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-86576171494200667932016-08-23T11:07:18.536-04:002016-08-23T11:07:18.536-04:00Haha! I love these! I suppose a banana could look ...Haha! I love these! I suppose a banana could look like an oversized crayon to a little kid so you'd want to draw with it :P I don't think I've said anything too weird yet, but I'm sure it'll happen soon! AnneMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13462442204217572325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-19961110761244221772016-08-23T09:19:56.679-04:002016-08-23T09:19:56.679-04:00So. Many. To. Choose. From. And yet...I'...So. Many. To. Choose. From. And yet...I'm having a difficult time remembering specifics because I tend to repress those things. Here are a few:<br />Who painted the baby? <br />Tables are not for butts.<br />What is that in your mouth? Oh...nevermind. I don't even want to know.<br />If you use a towel to wipe up an accident in the bathroom, don't put it back in the drawer.<Alicia @ Sweeping Up Joyhttp://www.sweepingupjoy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-68270039594414148972016-08-23T07:21:36.206-04:002016-08-23T07:21:36.206-04:00I wish I could think of some of the oddest things ...I wish I could think of some of the oddest things I've had to say to my kids, but none come to mind. However, I LOVED reading your list. Your blog is quickly becoming one of my favorites!! Crystal Green from Sharing Life's Momentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02707174267043975195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4094700953309998492.post-32403502841617432372016-08-22T23:17:22.997-04:002016-08-22T23:17:22.997-04:00You have to finish peeing BEFORE you wipe. Yes, ev...You have to finish peeing BEFORE you wipe. Yes, every time.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05155527280978155315noreply@blogger.com