Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Funny Stock Photos that Have No Clue What Babies Are Actually Like

What's not to love about a good stock photo?

You know, the ones you see in magazines where everyone is smiling (even the babies) and you think, "No way any of these are even remotely close to real."

Well, they're not. They're missing the appropriate captions.

1. Danger, Will Robinson!

Laugh all you want, but these stock photos of funny babies with captions are too real. #babies #parentinghumor #real #laughing


2. Living with a tiny dictator isn't always easy.

Laugh all you want, but these stock photos of funny babies with captions are too real. #babies #parentinghumor #real #laughing


3. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Laugh all you want, but these stock photos of funny babies with captions are too real. #babies #parentinghumor #real #laughing


4. Newborn PTSD is real.

Laugh all you want, but these stock photos of funny babies with captions are too real. #babies #parentinghumor #real #laughing


5. It's all fun and games until...

Laugh all you want, but these stock photos of funny babies with captions are too real. #babies #parentinghumor #real #laughing


6. Two things babies obviously love.

Laugh all you want, but these stock photos of funny babies with captions are too real. #babies #parentinghumor #real #laughing


7. Get ready for diaper change time. It's a wild ride.

Laugh all you want, but these stock photos of funny babies with captions are too real. #babies #parentinghumor #real #laughing

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27 comments:

Lyndsay (Tiny House Homeschool Mom) said...

Totally on point, as usual ;)
but.....
What is that baby even eating?!?!

AiringMyLaundry said...

I cracked up.

Seriously, I was barfed on so much when my kids were babies.

Jenny Evans said...

Appears to be something radioactive. And pureed.

Jenny Evans said...

I should enjoy the way I smell now, because in a few months I'll have a newborn and my signature scent will be spit-up and sour milk for a good 6 months...

Jenny Evans (sister, not author) said...

I think my favorite is the PTSD, actually laughed out loud at that one!

Queen Mom Jen said...

Oh my gosh who gives their baby that orangey stuff to eat?? I bet you would only make that mistake once!

PurpleSlob said...

Lol, too funny, as usual Jenny!
Your funny bone knows its business!

jen said...

#5 reminds me of when I was doing kangaroo care (skin-to-skin) with my kidlet in the NICU and he proceeded to puke ALL down my chest and into my bra. Not pleasant.

Jenny Evans said...

And that's as good an introduction to motherhood as any, I think!

Colletta said...

Congratulations Jenny!

Jenny Evans said...

Thanks, Colletta! I'm actually looking forward to it. Maybe not so much the sour milk smell, but the baby part will be great.

Michelle said...

Brilliant.

Katy said...

#3 was my fave. Ha ha ha ha! Like any family ever looks like that.

Jenny Evans said...

Oh, mine does. We just spend hours smiling at each other on our clean white bedding. It's fun!

Jessica Powell said...

That last one!! So very true :D #thetruthabout

Chaun said...

#3 made me laugh the hardest! oh gosh, so funny.

Is it strange that I don't mind colored "diaper contents"? For whatever reason, the normal brown logs from the baby's bottom are much grosser than abnormal colored poop. I guess it just doesn't seem like real poop to me unless it's got the signature color.

Jenny Evans said...

I'm fine with kids' diapers until they turn 2. Then it's the exact same as adult poop and I can't wait for them to get potty-trained!

thesingleswan said...

I definitely liked number 4 best. The frown is that of someone in their thirties. Love it. Pen x

#TheTruthAbout

Jenny Evans said...

That furrowed brow gets me every time.

Unknown said...

Made me laugh Jenny! I was reminded of that classic poster from the 80s - muscly topless guy cradling tiny baby - I'm sure you could've come up with a hilarious caption for that one too - far too posed & pretentious for my liking :-) #thetruthabout

Jenny Evans said...

Stock photos are all ridiculous, I love them!

Let's Talk Mommy said...

These are absolutely brilliant I love it. Too funny and some had me chuckling out loud and weird looks over from my hubby at what i was laughing at. So true. Thanks for linking up to Share With me #sharewithme

Crystal said...

How did I miss this post?! So glad it showed up at the bottom of my guest post! So very funny. The big brother one is my favorite.

Kathryn said...

These are hilarious! Did you write them yourself?

Jenny Evans said...

Sure did! Glad you liked them.

I'M the Baby! said...

Behold, I am your tiny dictator

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